Secret Santa SIGN UP

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by Brilliance, Oct 17, 2008.

  1. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    1. You MUST sign up for Secret Santa by midnight on 11/10/08 if you wish to participate!


    2. Suggested spending limit is $25, going over the limit is fine, but please do not go under, so no one feels "shorted".

    3. Make sure to post on the forum as soon as you receive your gift so that I know you have recieved your gift.

    4. SS Gifts post will be started 12/25/08 to share what you recieved.


    5. I will send out the Secret Santa emails to tell you who your Secret Santa person is on 11/11/08.


    6. Please try and mail your gift by 12/20/08 to make sure it gets to your Secret Santa recipient in time!


    7. I will post the Secret Santa "results" on 1/1/09 to let you know who your gift was from!

    8. I will send you a return email within 24 hours to confirm that I have received your Secret Santa form. If you don't hear back from me in that time period, please re-send your email and post to me on the forum under this topic.

    9. Please keep this post bumped to the front page so that everyone gets a chance to see it.

    Here is the SS form. Please make sure to copy and paste this and email back to me at Dunascanbe@yahoo.com

    Please put Secret Santa in the subject line so I recognize it and don't delete it.


    HOHOHO Baby

    MY NAME:
    MY FORUM NAME:
    MY EMAIL ADDRESS:
    MY MAILING ADDRESS (if you have a PO Box, please also include a physical address in case our SS wants to use UPS):
    COUNTRY:

    MY HORSES: NAMES/BREED/AGE/SIZE:
    WHAT I LIKE TO DO WITH MY HORSES (SPECIFIC EVENTS OR ACTIVITIES):
    THINGS I MUST HAVE ON HAND & CAN ALWAYS USE EXTRAS:
    THINGS I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TRY BUT WOULD LIKE TO:
    THINGS I NEED:
    THINGS I WANT:
    MY SHIRT SIZE:
    OTHER HELPFUL HINTS FOR MY SANTA:
    BARN/HORSEY COLOR:
    OTHER NON-HORSEY HOBBIES/HINTS:
     
  2. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    So far I have gotten lists for:

    Mass

    Equusteacher

    Sandburs

    Kellysdream

    Horsemommy47
     

  3. darkhorse

    darkhorse New Member

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    I'm in. I can't email you till later though.
     
  4. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    Brilliance, that is so freaking wrong. Seriously. I am scarred now.

    I'm in -- there's a price range, but can it be anything we choose to gift our SS person with? I mean, like, can I use my imagination...perhaps???
     
  5. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    Np For those that cant email right away . . . take some time you have until Nov to turn in it.

    The gift can be anything you think is appropriate . . .just remember your name will be attached to it here on the board. I will send you the form that they filled out so you can use that for inspiration for your imagination.


    Jenm this is for you:
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  6. AKPonygirl

    AKPonygirl New Member

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    that pic is the funniest shit I have ever seen!!!! LOL
     
  7. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE my eyes! *#*

    Not Santa Brill....not....Santa
     
  8. MyTeDun

    MyTeDun Senior Member

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    Brillance ---- COUNT ME IN!

    I'll email you my list later today.

    Those pics of Santa just about killed me this morning, They have left a permanent image on my brain-----gross, yuck! ROFL~~
     
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    Brilliance New Member

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    ~Giggles @ BUCadeer


    Thanks for pinning this too!

    Adding MyTeDun to the list
     
  11. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    Adding Buc to the list!!
     
  12. Pixin

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  13. Buffy

    Buffy New Member

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    SURE, me too! :)

    The BEST place to get horsey related gifts... www.backinthesaddle.com

    Seriously have to check it out!
     
  14. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    Pixin you are officially in!

    Buffy just send me your form and I will get you all signed up.
     
  15. BUC

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    ::) :D !@!

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  16. BUC

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    Outside on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    We all ran outdoors yelling, "Hey! Whatsa matter?"
    A naked man stood there - could he be any fatter?
    "They stole my dang sleigh!" was his unlikely patter.

    We looked at each other, surprise in our eyes;
    Could this be Saint Nick? Oh boy! What a prize!
    "Where are the presents?" we cried out in greed.
    "They took everything! A dastardly deed!"

    This couldn't be Santa, this big naked clown;
    Santa would never end up on the ground.
    Santa would be up there flying around;
    This guy belonged in a hospital gown.

    "Now easy, old timer," we said with great care;
    "You just rest quietly; we'll call Medicare."
    "I'm not crazy, you morons!" and did his eyes glare!
    His belly was shaking and I felt a bit scared.

    "Maybe he tells the truth," said small Tiny Tim.
    "I saw Santa at the mall and he does look like him,
    And look how his skin is so pale and so white;
    That's because way up North there is six months of night."

    "What about those hairs on his legs?" said Huckleberry Finn;
    "And yet there are none growing out of his chin."
    "You're right!" said Tom Sawyer. "Where is his beard?"
    "Uh-oh!" said Tiny. "This guy is too weird."

    "Now look, kids," said Santa. "I know it looks funny;
    But what if I gave all you boys some money?"
    "Money?" said Tom. "But the thief took your clothes;
    Did you hide your money in your big shiny nose?"

    "Ho! Ho!" laughed nude Santa, "It's not in my nose!"
    And he stood up real tall on his fat tippytoes.
    Then he squatted down fast and grunted real hard -
    And there was some cash lying there in the yard.

    "Wow! It's like magic!" said naive Tiny Tim;
    "No it ain't," said Tom Sawyer," I know where that's been."
    "Now, don't worry," said Santa. "It was wrapped in wax paper,
    Then rolled up real tight with a twist and a taper.

    I slipped it in neat and the thief never knew it;
    He strip-searched me, yes, but still he blew it.
    He just was too squeamish to go all the way up;
    His negligence proves now to be your good luck!"

    Tom Sawyer raised eyebrows at that "good luck" remark.
    "Old Man, do you think I am blind in the dark?
    Nobody wants dollars that were stuffed in your crack;
    You might as well take them and put them right back!"

    "Now hold on!" said Huck. "Don't be hasty there, Tom.
    Maybe we can clean them... Don't be so alarmed."
    But Tom looked at Huck like Huck had gone crazy,
    Then Bobby spoke up with his words soft and lazy:

    "Money is dirty, the root of all evil;
    It's a cursed thang, just like the boll weevil."
    "Oh shut up, Bobby, you dumb cottonpicker!
    Between you and Huck, I don't know which is the sicker."

    "How about you, Tiny Tim, which side are you on?
    Should we pick up the money, or leave it alone?"
    "Ooo it's just too disgusting - I can't touch that money;
    It may have been wrapped, but it smells kind of funny."

    "All right," said Tom, "Tiny Tim has now spoken.
    We agree both to shun the disagreeable token
    That nude Santa offered to purchase our help."
    But Santa was angry - "Hold on, you young whelp!"

    Santa was furious; his face was not merry;
    His nose was inflamed like a bright little cherry.
    His belly was shaking like a bowl full of jelly,
    Not to mention the parts never shown on the telly.

    "Hear now my curse!" he roared with a bellow,
    But a new voice spoke up "What's the trouble old fellow?"
    A kindly policeman had arrived on the scene
    And sized it up quickly if you see what I mean.

    But Santa surrendered without a big fight;
    They covered his nude with a straightjacket white.
    The boys heard him howl as he rode out of sight
    "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
     
  17. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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  18. Buffy

    Buffy New Member

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    I had to wait to see if I got that horse today before I emailed you! ;)
     
  19. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    NP Buffy! I dont mind making small changes or additions to peoples lists if they think of something else. I know I am notorious for thinking od something late
     
  20. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    another victem errrrrr paticipant: Cbaut