Winter Blond

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by desederada, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. desederada

    desederada New Member

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    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
    jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
    the door.

    The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
    Heather and you are losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
    catches up again.

    She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
    Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
    spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather,
    and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
    down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
    knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
    Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
    some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
    the next light.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
    and runs back to the blonde.


    He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
    "Hi, my name is Troy, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm
    driving the SALT TRUCK!"
     
  2. Mass

    Mass Senior Member and Masscaster

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  3. BUC

    BUC Administrator

    :D

    A blond was driving through the country when she spotted another blond out in the middle of an empty field in a boat rowing.

    Stunned, the blond in the car jumps out and screams:

    "It's blonds like you that give us all a bad name!!!!! If I knew how to swim I'd swim out there and kick your ass!!!!!"
     
  4. Mass

    Mass Senior Member and Masscaster

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    :D That's good too!
     
  5. BUC

    BUC Administrator

    A blond goes into a pizza parlor and orders a medium pizza.

    The worker askes her if she wants it cut into 6 or 12 slices.

    The blond replies:

    "Just 6, I'm not that hungry today."
     
  6. BUC

    BUC Administrator

    Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

    The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
    The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
    The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
    The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
     
  7. Buffy

    Buffy New Member

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    And you died your hair WHAT color.....?

    <ducking & running-----------------------------------> :nana: