A recent study

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  1. desederada

    desederada New Member

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    > A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX.
    > IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY
    > ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER 'T'..
    >
    > EXAMPLES:
    >
    > TUESDAY
    >
    > THURSDAY
    >
    > TODAY
    >
    > TOMORROW
    >
    > THANKSGIVING
    >
    > THATURDAY
    >
    > THUNDAY
    >
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    > A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET
    > OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE ARE THE SURVEY
    > RESULTS:
    >
    > 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
    >
    > 12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
    >
    > 83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
    >
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    > THE PERFECT BREAKFAST -- AS A MAN SEES IT . . .
    >
    > YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND
    >
    > YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES......
    >
    > YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY.........
    >
    > AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON.
    >
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >
    > WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
    >
    > NUDITY
    >
    > ~~~~
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >
    > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    >
    > ABOUT 45 LBS.
    >
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    > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A
    > HUSBAND?
    >
    > ABOUT 45 MINUTES
    >
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    > WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART?
    >
    > THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A REALLY SHARP KNIFE
    >
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >
    > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A
    > NORTHERN ZOO?
    >
    > A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL
    >
    > ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE . . .
    >
    > ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
    >
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    > WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
    >
    > ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT........
    >
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    >
    > WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND
    > A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE ?
    >
    > A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS
    >
    > 'ONCE UPON A TIME . . . '
    >
    > AND A SOUTHERN FAIRY TALE BEGINS . . .
    >
    > 'Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS
    > SHIT'
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    >
    >
    >
    > Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    >
    > If you can't eat it or hump it,
    >
    > Piss on it and walk away.
    >
     
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    ;D ;D

    Loved the last one especially!