In case you're wondering why I put this in this section, keep reading for the "inauguration" reference. Those wacky, lovable celebrities. They actually believed that we'd all be shitting rainbows and the sky would be blue, and peace, love and harmony would rule the day, and no one would be teased for being fat once Obama was inaugurated. Wake up and feel the hangover, honey. Who lets these moron speak, anyway. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has a bone to pick with those who say her sister is looking a bit meatier than usual. "I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight," Simpson wrote Tuesday on her website. "A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News."