Drunk guy at lunch

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by darkhorse, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. darkhorse

    darkhorse New Member

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    Purely for entertainment. So, I go to Subway for lunch today, and as I am ordering, this drunken fool comes in. He is loud and drunk and of course walks right up to me.
    Drunk - "Where you stay, baby?"
    Me - "Seriously? Don't talk to me."
    Drunk - "Why you gotta be like that? You know what, your momma must have been a terrorist."
    I just ignore him.
    Drunk - "Ask me why. Ask me why. Ask me why?"
    I don't want to cause I know the answer. So I say "Do not talk to me."
    He keeps on - "Ask me. Ask me."
    Me - "Fine. Why?"
    Drunk - "Cause you da bomb."
    Me - "Ugh. THAT'S original."
    Drunk - "So you gonna give me your # now? Where you stay?"
    I just leave.

    WTF is wrong with people? Drunken stupor at 2 in the afternoon? And did his dumb drunken self think I was gonna get all hot and bothered over his pick up line?

    I always seem to draw weirdos when I am out.
     
  2. Buffy

    Buffy New Member

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    Wait.

    BEST. PICKUP. LINE. EVER!

    "Is that a keg on your back? Cuz I'd sure love to tap that ass." ::)

    I know what you mean about attracting the weirdos! And drunk at 2 in the afternoon? Did you come to the Subway in Plano? :laugh:
     

  3. Tbitt

    Tbitt Most beloved member of MW

    Funny!!!!

    I'd have wet myself if I was there to see that?!?!?
     
  4. PT

    PT New Member

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    LMAO! Ditto!!

    Sorry to laugh at your expense Darkhorse, but that's funny, I don't care who you are!
     
  5. darkhorse

    darkhorse New Member

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    It was the one in Kankakee, or as I call it Skankakee.
     
  6. equusteacher

    equusteacher New Member

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    well, there's your problem right there.
    It's all about, Location, Location, Location! :D
     
  7. Shannon

    Shannon New Member

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    OMG- thats so funny!

    Dumb Ass probably thinks his comments are fun. :D