Purely for entertainment. So, I go to Subway for lunch today, and as I am ordering, this drunken fool comes in. He is loud and drunk and of course walks right up to me. Drunk - "Where you stay, baby?" Me - "Seriously? Don't talk to me." Drunk - "Why you gotta be like that? You know what, your momma must have been a terrorist." I just ignore him. Drunk - "Ask me why. Ask me why. Ask me why?" I don't want to cause I know the answer. So I say "Do not talk to me." He keeps on - "Ask me. Ask me." Me - "Fine. Why?" Drunk - "Cause you da bomb." Me - "Ugh. THAT'S original." Drunk - "So you gonna give me your # now? Where you stay?" I just leave. WTF is wrong with people? Drunken stupor at 2 in the afternoon? And did his dumb drunken self think I was gonna get all hot and bothered over his pick up line? I always seem to draw weirdos when I am out.