A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, > accompanied by two female teachers, > went on a field trip to the local > racetrack(Churchill Downs) to learn about > thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry > Bourbon. > > When it was time to take the children to the > bathroom it was decided that > the girls would go with one teacher and the boys > would go with the other.The > teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside > the men's room when one of the > boys came out and told her that none of them > could reach the urinal. > > > Having no choice, she went inside, helped the > boys with their pants,and > began hoisting the little boys up one by one, > holding on to their "wee-wees" to > direct the flow away from their clothes. > > As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice > that he was unusually well endowed. > > Trying not to show that she was staring the > teacher said,"You must be in the 5th grade." > > "No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding > Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I > appreciate your help. >
I couldn't type until I stopped laughing and my vision cleared-----That is GOOD! :th_appl: :th_appl: :th_appl: