High urinals

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by desederada, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. desederada

    desederada New Member

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    A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders,
    > accompanied by two female teachers,
    > went on a field trip to the local
    > racetrack(Churchill Downs) to learn about
    > thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry
    > Bourbon.
    >
    > When it was time to take the children to the
    > bathroom it was decided that
    > the girls would go with one teacher and the boys
    > would go with the other.The
    > teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside
    > the men's room when one of the
    > boys came out and told her that none of them
    > could reach the urinal.
    >
    >
    > Having no choice, she went inside, helped the
    > boys with their pants,and
    > began hoisting the little boys up one by one,
    > holding on to their "wee-wees" to
    > direct the flow away from their clothes.
    >
    > As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice
    > that he was unusually well endowed.
    >
    > Trying not to show that she was staring the
    > teacher said,"You must be in the 5th grade."
    >
    > "No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding
    > Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I
    > appreciate your help.
    >
     
  2. Tbitt

    Tbitt Most beloved member of MW

    I actually gasped out loud................. :eek: :D
     

  3. Shadow

    Shadow New Member

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    ROFLMAO...then wiping off my computer screen as it is covered with tea... :th_appl:
     
  4. Buffy

    Buffy New Member

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    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! :laugh:
     
  5. MyTeDun

    MyTeDun Senior Member

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    I couldn't type until I stopped laughing and my vision cleared-----That is GOOD! :th_appl: :th_appl: :th_appl: