Is it just me?

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by JenR, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    Or is Animal Planet running a whole slew of shows about how dangerous chimps are since that lady got mauled?

    Just goes back to that old, wise saying: "Don't...fuck...with...the monkeys!"
     
  2. equusteacher

    equusteacher New Member

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    Can we still shock them though?
    Shock the monkey!
     

  3. Morganfan608

    Morganfan608 New Member

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    HAHA! I was thinking the same thing ET!!
     
  4. Jen

    Jen New Member

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    Monkeys throw feces.

    As a rule I stay away from things that throw shit.
     
  5. BUC

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    Something else I have never seen mentioned when talking about these critters...in the wild when fighting for territory, it is not uncommon for them to cannabilize each other at all. Who in the fuck would think it's a good idea to have one of these as a pet? I don't care is your the freakin Monkey Whisperer ::)
     
  6. syndiego

    syndiego New Member

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    I've seen that guy in real life. You could probably give him a good kick and live through the attack OK. Gosh though, I am kind of scared for the border collies.
     
  8. syndiego

    syndiego New Member

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    In reality, I'm sure he's harmless. Did you know that he is 22 years old? The man has owned him his whole life.
     
  9. Shell

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    I can't remember if I saw him at the Midwest Horse Fair or at the rodeos. Where ever it was it was hilarious!
     
  10. Shell

    Shell New Member

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    Hey! hey! We're the Monkeys!
     
  11. Mass

    Mass Senior Member and Masscaster

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    and you're on here?? :D ;)
     
  12. PT

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    photofinish Senior Member

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    O worked for a lady who had a TB farm that had a chimp. I didn;t work there long, it was a strange place to work. But, I did discover at that time that monkeys are creepy to me. Knew some other folks many years later who had some kind of small monkey as a pet, still creepy. Something about there "scaly" little hands is just gross...
     
  14. Shadimac

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    MY POOR EYES!!!! :eek: Chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes sillies. :slapfight:
     
  15. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    Monkeys, apes -- nasty little frakking simians. I don't care for fucking monkeys, at all. They throw shit as per what Jen said, they'll pee on you if they get half a chance, and those little "darlings" have got some wicked nasty teeth and know how to use them. Why anyone would want one as a pet is beyond me.

    On the Animal Planet shows they were reporting that chimps are now going into human villages and stealing babies and toddlers, taking them back to their troop...and killing and eating them.
    Just charming.

    And there are legislators that want to give these damn things equal legal rights with people? In fact, they already have over in some cases in the EU (which makes me wonder about the Europeans and whether or not they've gone round the bend).
     
  16. Shell

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    Monkey goes in a little cage with his head out in the center of the table. The people are told to hit him over the head with a little hammer and get to eat fresh monkey brains. What movie was that? Back in the 80's.
     
  17. Mass

    Mass Senior Member and Masscaster

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    Actually, I don't know the movie, but that is an actual "experiment" they used to conduct on them. That made me sick.
     
  18. Shell

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    It was a delicacy, and I think some meaning to eat it. what was the movie? It had other weird stuff on it too.
     
  19. syndiego

    syndiego New Member

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    Wasn't that Hannibal?
     
  20. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    Faces of Death

    A friend and I walked out of the room at that point (some other folks had it and were watching -- uhm, no thank you sick mofos).