I had the weirdest dream last night. There was Paige (yes, Paige not JenM) dressed up like a crazy carnival barker, standing on a platform under bright flashing carnival lights, hawking rides on the "greatest horse that ever lived". The flashing sign read "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"! There was JenM walking this HUGE horse all festooned with pompoms and flowers in the mane and tail and twinkling lights, with glitter on his hooves, and what I swear were leg warmers on his legs. He was pulling an actual boat on wheels. People were lined up for miles to ride in Big Gay Al's boat! I need to not eat a pub burger and Gorgonzola stuffed gnocchi and red stripe beer before bed ever again! I think I'm scarred for life.