Kill Bill

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by April, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. April

    April New Member

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    Aunt flo left me a huge zit on my cheek. I have named it Bill. Bill needs to die.
     
  2. Michele

    Michele New Member

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    LOL You just need to pop the juice out of that damn Bill :th_hater:
     

  3. equusteacher

    equusteacher New Member

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    Squeeze it!
    Squeeze It!
    SQUEEZE IT!

    You know you want to! :th_fkr:
     
  4. Tbitt

    Tbitt Most beloved member of MW

    Oh my goodness...............I'm eating................. :th_puke:
     
  5. April

    April New Member

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    I did and it keeps coming back. The damn thing is so big I can see it when I look down. We are now at kill Bill 5. I have squeezed it that many times. I know Bill dies after awhile. I have seen the movie.
     
  6. AppyGSP

    AppyGSP Senior Member

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    Try a good astringent to kill it....

    I'm still trying to kill Aunt Flow!
     
  7. lori

    lori New Member

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    Salycilic acid!
     
  8. April

    April New Member

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    Bill has died. I put a drawing salve on him under a small bandaid over night. Got up the next morning and no Bill. I was getting ready to buy him a hat.
     
  9. shyfilly78

    shyfilly78 New Member

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    I think Bill came to me. I have "Bill" forming under my nose, thanks to aunt flo too!
    where do I get this drawing salve? I put theives on him this morning. I hope it makes him go bye bye!
     
  10. equusteacher

    equusteacher New Member

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    toothpaste works!

    scrub face with your choice of clenser.
    dry thoroughly.
    apply toothpaste to offender(s)
    let dry over night.
    it will draw all the muck to the surface.
     
  11. April

    April New Member

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    I used PRID got it at wally world.