Me and my Dad.........

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by Ponythief, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Ponythief

    Ponythief New Member

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    I received this in an email (it's not my dad)................... ;D ;D


    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
    sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would
    look and find him staring every time.


    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

    'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was
    just wondering if you were my son




    LMAO sounds just like my Dad
     
  2. snaffle

    snaffle Guest

    I think I am going to be laughing for hours!!!
     

  3. desederada

    desederada New Member

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  4. AKPonygirl

    AKPonygirl New Member

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    LOL thats freaking funny!!!! :D :D
     
  5. Shell

    Shell New Member

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    :laugh:!!! Wish I was there to witness the whole thing!
     
  6. Tbitt

    Tbitt Most beloved member of MW

    There for a second, I had to look back to make sure that Paige wasn't the OP.......... :eek: *!*!*!*
     
  7. photofinish

    photofinish Senior Member

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    :D :D Great! :laugh: :laugh: