I work in a very small office with only one attorney and one other secretary. She's really a sweet person, but sometimes I do wonder about her. It started off yesterday with her announcing she wanted a horse. She has NEVER EVER ridden a horse in her life. She's also the same one that bought night-lights for the two cats we have in the office (scratching head on that one.) So, she then says she knows where there's a free horse, at which point I tell her I could get her a lot of free horses. Asked her what kind and this is how it went: "I think it's a Per... Perch...I'm not sure" I said: "Percheron?" (My eyes went about as big as saucers.) Her: "Yeah, that's it! She's two years old." My mouth now opened along with my eyes. I asked: "What would you do with a Percheron?" Her: "Ride it." I started laughing and said "I don't think so." I explained that they could be ridden if trained, but mostly they are a driving horse. At that point, I got a picture down of my boss in front of a Percheron holding a blue ribbon. She asked how she got up there, and I pointed out the harness and no saddle. She said: "Oh." Me: "And where would you keep it?" Her: "I thought I could keep it at your house." I started laughing hysterically! "I DON'T THINK SO!" I tried to explain how big that horse would be at which point she asked how she would get on it. I tried to let her know what was probably REALLY going on, such as it's NOT TRAINED OR has something really wrong with it, either personality or perhaps physically. No way to really know at this point, but don't trust anything they're saying. I also tried to explain that I didn't want a 1,500 lb. horse that probably wasn't trained and that my stalls and property were not big enough. Then she suggested our boss' house (she has nine there -- five of her own.) I explained they were outside 24/7/365. She didn't like that idea and would be worried the horse would get cold. We then sat down and had a LONG talk about horses and that she should start with some basic lessons. When she found out what board would be, she said she didn't have that kind of money. CAN WE ALL SAY "THANK GOD!" I'm still laughing.