Ole Blue

MelW · Feb 27, 2009

Just got this from my dad...thought you guys might get a kick outta it

> Subject: Good ol' Blue
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> A young man from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way
> through
> > >>> the semester, he has foolishly squandered
> all his money.
> > >>>
> > >>> He calls home. "Dad," he says,
> "You won't believe what modern
> > >>> education is developing! They actually
> have a program here in Laramie
> > >>> that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how
> to talk!"
> > >>>
> > >>> "That's amazing," his Dad
> says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
> > >>>
> > >>> "Just send him down here with
> $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get
> > >>> him in the course."
> > >>>
> > >>> So, his father sends the dog a t$1,000.
> > >>>
> > >>> About two-thirds of the way through the
> semester, the money again runs
> > >>> out. The boy calls home.
> > >>>
> > >>> "So how's Ol' Blue doing
> son?" his father asks.
> > >>>
> > >>> " Awesome, Dad, he's talking up
> a storm," he says, "but you just won't
> > >>> believe this - they've had such good
> results they have started to
> > >>> teach the animals how to read!"
> > >>>
> > >>> "Read!?" says his father,
> "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that
> > >>> program?"
> > >>> "Just send $2,500, I'll get him
> in the class."
> > >>>
> > >>> The money promptly arrives. But our hero
> has a problem. At the end of
> > >>> the year, his father will find out the
> dog can neither talk, nor read.
> > >>> So he shoots the dog.
> > >>>
> > >>> When he arrives home at the end of the
> year, his father is all
> > >>> excited. "Where's Ol' Blue?
> I just can't wait to see him read
> > >>> something and talk!"
> > >>>
> > >>> "Dad," the boy says, "I
> have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
> > >>> before we left to drive home, Ol'
> Blue was in the living room, kicked
> > >>> back in the recliner, reading the Wall
> Street Journal, like he usually
> > >>> does. Then he turned to me and asked,
> "So, is your daddy still
> > >>> messing' around with that little
> redhead who lives in town?"
> > >>>
> > >>> The father exclaimed, "I hope you
> shot that son of a bitch before he
> > >>> talks to your Mother!"
> > >>>
> > >>> "I sure did, Dad!"
> > >>>
> > >>> "That's my boy!"
> > >>>
> > >>> The kid went on to be a successful
> lawyer, and then he went on to
> > >>> become the Governor of Illinois
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Buffy · Feb 27, 2009

:th_Just_Cuz_03: thru my oral pain!

Blueyz2 · Feb 27, 2009

Thats a good one!

SIERRA · Feb 28, 2009

;D

Tbitt · Feb 28, 2009

:th_ohsnap1:

:th_Just_Cuz_03:

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