Red Rocket or Red Lipstick?

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by TwistedWire, Feb 2, 2009.

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  1. lori

    lori New Member

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    Calling it Red Lipstick is WRONG WRONG WRONG!
     

  2. Michele

    Michele New Member

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    Now I have seen it all, a poll on what to call a boy dog's peepee LOL

    TW can you say you have to much time on your hands? :laugh:
     
  3. Shell

    Shell New Member

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    Hey lori, tell me it don't look like Red Lipstick out of the tube?

    Think about it the next you all talk about wearing red lipstick out on the trails! Or going out to a nice resturant. Red Dogdickstick! :D >:D

    This is a portion of what you all missed by blowing those of us off in Chat last nite. How dare all of you who voted for Monday nites and not show up. :police::D
     
  4. Shadow

    Shadow New Member

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    :eek: ROFLMAO...literally...I spewed hot tea all over the screen SHELL...you are a HOOT !! I gotta get a paper towel... :th_agree:
     
  5. BUC

    BUC Administrator

    Wanger wasn't on the list. I have never called it either of those things :)
     
  6. Shadow

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    it's pretty basic around here...we refer to it as ...."dog dick", I guess color is optional .... never seen a red on..pink maybe , but NEVER lipstick red... :eek:
     
  7. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    More like a rosy, pinkish red -- depends upon how excited boy doggie in question is.

    The GSD habitually sticks his winkie out -- he's just so HAPPY to see us! And then he rolls over on his back. Through no fault of our own, we've gotten to observe doggie winkie quite a bit. Mr. J is always telling him to put away his wiener or put away his lipstick -- at which point I don't know if I'm more shocked and appalled by the dog or my husband. The Lipstick remark, which is for the record the one I believe most in use, serves a descriptive purpose, plus it usually completely grosses women out -- win-win for any man, who would prefer "Rocket" be a term used for their appendage.
     
  8. burgie

    burgie New Member

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    EWWWW EWWWW EWWWW!
     
  9. Margot7

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    I call it his peeper....but that's me :-[ I've never heard it called either of those... :-
     
  10. Shell

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    No matter what shade it is.....it looks like glossy lipstick
     
  11. Shell

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    :D Shadow, Glad I could start your day off with a Splash! ;D :D !