Sex Toy website

Discussion in 'KiKi's & Poochies' started by Shannon, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. Shannon

    Shannon New Member

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    Someone posted a sex toy website superstore a while back- can whomever that was regurgatate that please ;)
     
  2. Morganfan608

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    Did ya get it yet Shannon? I think it was from the thread on the DeKalb get together.....Buffy?Sarah315????....not to wake the ghosts in the closet BUT, you 2 were the big buyers @ the toy store! ;D
     

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  4. Shannon

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    BUC, that one works, but I dont think it was the one posted before. It was when someone was talking about the sex swing ???
     
  5. Buffy

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    I think PT had that one!
     
  6. Rexy78

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    Have gun, Will travel. ;)
     
  7. PT

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    Erm... >:D :angel:

    I'll get it at work tomorrow...
     
  8. Shannon

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    :-*

     
  9. pinp

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  10. Susan

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    Now if it is to be inserted - be sure you buy something with a string so you can retrieve it. I have a pt who needed surgery to remove a dildo as long as my forearm - embarassing for him, I'm sure.
     
  11. Shannon

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    :eek: ROFLMFAO How do you tell the Dr. that is why you needed to come there :laugh:
     
  12. pinp

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    should have used a tampon instead. ;D
     
  13. Morganfan608

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    ROFLMAO!!! I SSOOOOO loved hearing my lil' bro's ER stories of the ridiculous things people would insert into their bodies in an attempt to achieve sexual pleasure!
     
  14. BUC

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    Ditto, LOL. Our old next door neighbor was an ER nurse...oh the stories! The light bulb was my favorite ::)
     
  15. tater883

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    Nice website buc
     
  16. Morganfan608

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    OUCH! A light bulb ????!!! No amount of drugs or alcohol...well, shit, it just wouldn't happen!

    I'm still trying to figure out how/why someone would put a gerbil up someone's ass.....HEELLLOOO rtard! Yeah, you, short bus driver's pet.......don't use a brat as a dildo....they don't make casings like they used to, THEY BREAK!!!
     
  17. JenR

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    My mom did a few midnight shifts in the ER (she was usually up with the babies -- imagine going back and forth from those two).

    Nothing beat the "ring" story.

    Phone call to ER while she was there, "I have a ring stuck". Have you tried putting butter or lotion around it, sometimes that will slide it off. "Yes, it didn't work." Ok, have you tried sticking your finger in ice water, sometimes that will get the swelling down from trying to pull it off, so soak your finger in ice water and then try to lubricant to slide it off. "It's not on my finger". Ok sir, soaking your... foot... then? "It's not on my foot!" Sir, how long has the ring been on? "Over 3 hours now; it really hurts" You need to come in right away, have someone drive you.

    Then there was the lady with the Coke bottle (the old fashioned glass kind)...the guy with the cement problem...then there was the lady with the dog. And the folks that ate hair compulsively(barfworthy).