Something to smile about

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by STARSKI, Jan 23, 2009.

  1. STARSKI

    STARSKI New Member

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    I needed this today. Someone emailed this to me and I thought it was too funny.


    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
    See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice !

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If they want fries with that.

    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
    Switch to Espresso.

    5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

    6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    9. Sing Along At The Opera.

    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache .

    11. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
     
  2. ihave3

    ihave3 New Member

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    OMG I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. :D :D :D
     

  3. STARSKI

    STARSKI New Member

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    I love #7! I would never be able to keep a straight face. :D
     
  4. ihave3

    ihave3 New Member

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    I have to say I love # 14 I couldn't stop laughing after I read it.
     
  5. AppyGSP

    AppyGSP Senior Member

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    OMG - tears are rolling down my face from laughter!

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
     
  6. MyTeDun

    MyTeDun Senior Member

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    I'm still laughing----- I love #12.

    All of them are great---- I needed that this morning
     
  7. Shell

    Shell New Member

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    Funny! :)

    My bf does #11 everytime he goes to the car wash change machine to get quarters so we can do laundry. He said it's his type of gambling, he wins everytime!
     
  8. Mass

    Mass Senior Member and Masscaster

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    LOL :D


    #15. Leave forwarding address when they take you away to the loony bin, after accomplishing all of these.