Strip Clubs

Discussion in 'The Loafing Shed' started by asuits, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. asuits

    asuits New Member

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    Have you ever been to a strip club before?

    The reason I'm asking is because my best friend threw her husband a 30th birthday party and part of it was at a strip club. Everyone was paying for lap dances for him and she finally decided to pay for him to get one too and went to the back room with him.

    The rest is hysterical (you'd have to know her to agree how funny it is) but before I go further I want to see how many have gone to strip clubs and have gone in the back with their man while he had a lap dance.
     
  2. PT

    PT New Member

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    Couldn't do it. I'd freak out.

    I wouldn't go, and I'll break up with him if he ever goes again.

    He's gone to a club once before where a stripper licked his neck, then at a bachelor party he licked whipped cream off of a strippers nipple. This was all while we where together. :slapfight:

    I'm a jealous person, and he doesn't need such a reminder of how imperfect/fat/ugly the girl that he's stuck with is.
     

  3. Brilliance

    Brilliance New Member

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    Yep I've gone. Typically all my fella friends do a get together at one for my bday and I get dances all night long. I love it and get wayyyyyyyyyyy more attention than any of them do. They are a blast and the girls are sweet. The bouncers let there be alot more girl on girl contact . . . .have gotten more than $1.00 removed from my cleve! I also get in free and drink free too.
     
  4. AppyGSP

    AppyGSP Senior Member

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    I've been to one, but when I bought my friend (really, just a friend) a lap dance, it was just right there at our table...nothing to make him "excited enough", it was just for laughs and the stripper knew it.
     
  5. Blueyz2

    Blueyz2 New Member

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    I've gone once, it didnt bother me then but I went with a bunch of guy friends, now if my boyfriend and I went together I probably would get a bit jealous so dont think I would put myself in that position.
     
  6. Jen

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    I wind up in a lot of them-I am the only woman on our sales team & it's a given that at least one night during sales meetings are spent in a strip club. Funniest club ever was in Hot Springs AR, one of the dancers was 8 mos pregnant and lets just say, it wasnt her first child.

    My boss is a complete horn dog & he drags me into strip bars when ever we travel together. I got even, we went to Scores in NYC-$50 cover & $20 a drink.
     
  7. Peggy Sue

    Peggy Sue New Member

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    I have been adn even did an amatuer dance once before I got FAT!!

    I have taken Mike and paid for a him a lapdance it was so much fun... the one HERE in Terre Haute has no back room they do the lapdances at the table or on a bench on the back wall yeah tacky ... but we still had fun... being a bartender I know with MOST of the girls they dance then go home... although some of them like the one my stupid brother hooked up with ar elooking for a man with money that is dumb enough to give it to them
     
  8. BUC

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    I've been to several as well with guy friends....but per the OP I would never go for that kind of thing. IMHO those places are for single people, not committed. I'm thankful I have a BF where this has never even been brought into question....I'm pretty sure he would dump MY ass if he ever found out I was in one while we have been together (which I have not).

    Personally I have never gotten the whole "porn" thing. What is it that would make anyone feel good about their relationship when their BF (or hubby's) get horny from watching another woman dance for them? Not to mention if you weren't throwing $ at them they probably wouldn't give you the time of day?
     
  9. asuits

    asuits New Member

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    G is a tell it like it is kind of girl. She has a big mouth and everyone around her always knows what she's thinking whether you like it or not. It is very rare (in 15 years of friendship I've only seen it happen once) for G to be speechless...

    G tries to make people think she's hot stuff and is "all knowing, open and nothing bothers her when it comes to the opposite sex and relationships. She tries to act like the been there done that kinda girl. I know thats not the case so she starts telling me this story and I start dying. I was laughing so hard I had to pull over.

    It was my friend G's husband J's 30th birthday party and she decided for shits and grins she would make it at a strip club. She'd never been before but thought why not...
    All night long everyone was buying J lap dances. G decided it was her turn so she said "okay, I'll buy you a lap dance now". She picked out the stripper she thought was the cutest and called her over and said "I'd like to buy my husband a lap dance". The stripper then asked if she wanted to buy one or 2. Said the cost for 1 was $40 and the cost for 2 was $60. G said "I'll buy 2". Stripper said you want to come back and watch?" G said "sure, why not, just for shits and grins". (I was not there). Everyone at the table started to smirk and snicker and G didn't really think anything of it. The stripper says to G and J, come on back. They go to the back room (G has never done this before) and J sits down. G is standing next to J and the stripper says we'll wait for the next song to start. The next song starts and the stripper turns to G and says "You have got the biggest titties I have ever seen" G says at this point her mouth started to drop open. Stripper then starts to rub G's nipples and saying "god your titties are just huge! I bet they're awesome to motorboat on". J is sitting there with this shit eating grin because he can tell G is totally uncomfortable. G doesn't say anything because she's totally speechless that there is another woman rubbing around on her. The stripper then grabs both breasts, lifts them up, pushes them together and proceeds to stick her face between them the whole time making a bbbrrrrbbbrrr noise (think motorboat). G is still totally speechless frozen in shock and horror as the stripper starts rubbing herself around on G. Said stripper then starts to use her teeth through G's shirt. G is still frozen in total shock.

    Said stripper now tells G to take her hand and start rubbing around on J. At this point G finally finds her voice and starts screaming "Hell No!" Stripper realizes finally that G is totally uncomfortable and says "I'll just finish the lap dances on J".

    Lap dances are finished and G is still stuttering "Hell No, I don't do girl on girl" as they're walking out of the room and back down the hallway. She keeps asking J "did you know this was going to happen? Oh my god, everyone at the table, they knew this was going to happen too didn't they? Oh my god, why didn't you tell me? Oh my god, why didn't anyone tell me?". They walk out to the main room and G receives a standing ovation.

    Moral of the story, ladies, if you buy your man a lap dance and you're in the room with him make sure you're prepared for lots of girl on girl action!
     
  10. horsefreak

    horsefreak New Member

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    Ditto ditto!

    I mean I haven't been there in the past three weeks... but I think it's freaking funny as hell!!! After the last time we went my husband said told the guys he will never go with the guys again that the show is MUCH better with the girls.
     
  11. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    I've been to one male centric stripper show -- had some (male) buddies in college who were going out on the town; hey Jen wanna come with? we're buying (didn't tell me where the ultimate destination was, but of course); me: sure, why not, you're buying and I've got nothing better to do (could've stayed home and cleaned tack or studied, but it was a Friday night...like that was going to happen). Ended up Shanghai'ed at the seedy local stripper bar with a bunch of doofuses who wanted to go see the chick with the EEE boobies (and she was 40 something and not a youthful one at that) and no way to leave, because hey, they drove. Yippy, freaking skippy.

    Been to one female centric stripper show -- at the old Silver Bullet. Horsey friend wanted to go and invited me and other horsey friend along -- again, she was driving (shoulda learned my lesson back in college). Did not impress me any. I just don't dig dudes prancing about taking their clothes off, doesn't do anything for my feminine side at all -- and dudes should not were satin and velcro, nor thongs imho. Horsey friend one had a good time, then ditched me and HF #2 -- we got drunk and got kicked out (yep, kicked out of the SB for getting "mean and rowdy", we were throwing pennies at people and making uncalled for remarks and innappropriate laughing) and had to walk back to HF#2's apartment in campus town (long cold walk).

    Mr. J went with his buddies to the off post stripper bars (military bases are hot spots for seedy strip clubs -- oh some of the stories, some of the stories about the strippers...). I found out because he 1)got drunk; 2)got into a fight, which is usually the customary consequence of Mr. J drinking anything of an alcoholic nature. I would get the phone call -- a drunken one usually, at about 3 a.m., from the entire squad who were also quite bombed (except for one poor, young private who they drug along as the DD and would always apologize to me profusely -- I told him next time to ditch the bastards and let them fend for themselves; he had the wheels after all). At that point I wished he'd just had a lap dance or two and kept his obnoxious ass out of trouble.
    Mr. J and I now have an agreement -- it involves him never getting to go to bars or strip clubs ever again. ;D
     
  12. Shannon

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    LOL-

    My co-ed group of friends find this subject entertaining, and I dont have an opinion either way about strip clubs or porn...

    It started with a call to a strip club and ended with a stripper pole party in my home! :p ;)


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    I had about 25 girl friends over and it was a BLAST, the guys all came a little later- after we all learned the "moves"
     
  13. desederada

    desederada New Member

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    That sounds alot more fun than the strip club Shannon
     
  14. JenR

    JenR Formerly Underworld Queen

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    With this topic in mind, someone needs to ask my daughter Jessica about Lil' Tina, whenever she ever gets back on this board.
     
  15. Buffy

    Buffy New Member

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    I SOOOOOOOO wanna pole in my house!!!! :eek: >:D :angel:
     
  16. AppyGSP

    AppyGSP Senior Member

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    :poodspole:
    It would be fun if we had our young hard bodies back...but those days are long gone.

    I won a legs contest...that's about it. :-
     
  17. Peggy Sue

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    what I wouldn't give for mine LOL
     
  18. horsefreak

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    Yeah the male strip club did nothing for me either, I can't remember the name of the one I went to for a bachelorette party...god it was the only one in the area my husband is slapping himself in the forehead because he can't remember either! The penis is not an attractive tool, and the guys were just too pretty, and a guy trying to be that sexy was yucky.
     
  19. Shannon

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    I Know! Not quite a strip club... but howabout a MWH online trip to the Batton Club :D
     
  20. horsefreak

    horsefreak New Member

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    My mother in law wants to go there so bad.