Although depressing, not so soul suckingly depressing as the previous "takes the cake" entry (thank you Des, Love, JenM's fragile psyche). Question time: The airplane you are a passenger of gets into a fight with a flock of geese and loses over a major American metro area (and water); the captain manages to do what no other airline captain has ever done before, and everyone manages to escape disaster with no more than some lumps and bumps. What do you do? Answer: http://www.rachellucas.com/index.php/2009/01/27/what-parties-might-be-liable-the-geese-you-idiot/ Welcome to 21st Century America, home of the free(loaders) and land of the brave(ly filing suit where no other ambulance chaser has gone before). In God Molloch we trust.